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Идеи и мозговой штурм / Re: Тематические анекдоты и смешные истории
« : 17 Марта 2009, 12:11:17 »
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[ I've managed to trace the essence of this story back as far as a professor in the Department of Mathematics and Computer Science at the University of Denver. ]
A social worker, a minister, and a systems analyst set out one day to play a friendly game of golf. At the course, they found a long line waiting to get to the first tee. They asked the party in front of them what the problem was, and were told that a group of blind golfers was on the course ahead of them.
The following conversation ensued:
Social Worker: Isn't it wonderful what handicapped people can do if you just give them half a chance?
Minister: It certainly is, but those golfers aren't on the course alone. The Lord helps those who help themselves.
Systems Analyst: Yeah, it's neat all right, but why the hell can't they play at night?
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The computer salesman and the computer systems analyst went to spend a weekend bear-hunting in the forest together.
They hired a log cabin, and when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside.
At that point the computer salesman said to the systems analyst: "You unpack while I go and find us a bear."
The systems analyst finished unpacking and then went and sat outside to drink a beer and await events. He did not have to wait too long.
Soon he could hear loud noises in the forest. The noises grew nearer -- and suddenly there was the salesman tearing across the clearing toward the cabin, pursued by one of the largest and most ferocious Brown Bears the analyst had ever seen.
"Open the door!" shouted the salesman. The analyst opened the cabin door. The salesman ran toward the door, then suddenly stopped and stepped to the side.
The bear, carried by its momentum, tumbled though the door and disappeared inside.
The salesman promptly shut the door on it, turned, looked at the analyst, and said:
"OK, you skin that one while I go rustle us up another."